When they’re not busy going in and out of their MeowSpaces eating, our cats are little sleeping angels. All day, that is. Oh, and also when we are in bed watching TV at night. They coo and purr and snuggle up against us. They seductively roll onto their backs and their little paws do this cute little curl thing that makes us just melt. “Awww…you two are soooo cute!” Kissy kissy lovey lovey pet pet pet…”Ok, sorry, too much love, I see the look. I’ll leave you alone to continue sleeping on our bed.” The TV and lights eventually get turned off. Soon, all that can be heard is the gentle breathing of four sleeping creatures. Suddenly I awaken in the midst of a terrifying dream. I’m dreaming that an elephant has just run over my head…no…two elephants have just run over my head. Then I hear the sound of lightening crackling next to my ear. On goes the light! The two human creatures are awake and sitting up in bed, eyes wide open in the futile attempt to comprehend more »